I don't know what's more depressing; the fact that the Wrong Turn series is still around despite sucking the roof off for 3 entries now, or the fact that I keep watching them despite all of their....roof sucking. It's comical how not only is Wrong Turn 5 easily one of the worst movies of the year, possibly even the decade, but what's also humorous is that it outblows part 4 by a lightyear.
Wrong Turn 5 takes place in West Virginia (which is about the only similarity to past entries) and it's about a bunch of kids on their way to a festival that's in the same area as where the mutants are having a party of their own. And during the process, the leader of the mutants is locked up in the local jail where he proceeds to taunt the head officer with death threats the whole time about how she "won't live to see tomorrow". Good times.
Wrong Turn 5 is such an epic failure that listing every fault is like listing how many rocks are on the ground. The performances are equivalent in talent level to people who have a pulse and are willing to embarass themselves on camera. The story managed to get even more paper thin then the last entry which is quite the feat. The effects are even worse than the last one, the creatures now look like Orange, overtanned, masked monsters and in some scenes you can even see their "faces" crumbling off. Add in a complete lack of scares, humor, or fun, and you have a movie that will make you feel as if you're missing a chromosome or two by its dismal ending.
0/4
No comments:
Post a Comment