You know something is living up to its' title as Scary Movie when the best scenes involve a Lindsay Lohan/Charlie Sheen combo and partying electronic devices.
Scary Movie 5 stars Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex as Jody and Dan, a couple taking in recently abandoned children into a new house which turns out to be haunted by ghosts and "Mama".
Later on, the movie then uses ridiculous excuses to parody non-horror movies such as Inception & Black Swan. The only terrifying thing going on here is how lackluster and lame the entire movie is with the bland performances, pathetic and threadbare stories and sight gags, and just a sheer, undeniable blandness that seeps through every concept this movie throws at you.
The only comedy going on here is imagining how these movies keep on getting released into theaters.
0/4
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