Lisa Frankenstein

 

Kind of on the fence on this one. Coming out in February and not being an awful movie is quite the task, but considering Diablo Cody was involved with the writing, I expected a bit more bite and less nibble. Nothing really wrong with it but the horror and comedic aspects feel a bit defanged compared to what I was expecting. I will say though....please include Liza Soberano in more films as she pretty much walks off with this one.

2/4

Night Swim

 I've either become completely senile at the age of 31 or this is one of the most nondescript horror movies I have ever seen. I think the PG-13 rating really screwed the pooch on this one and I couldn't even think of 3 major plot points after it ended.

1/4 

Cocaine Bear

 

A ludicrous concept with a fairly straightforward approach? Man, that kinda blows.

2/4

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

If you can think of one reason why this movie exists feel free to DM me

2/4

 

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

 

To quote a dear idol Flavor Flav....."You wasn't really seriously was you right?"

1/4

The Menu

 

This was so much fun and easily my favorite horror movie so far of 2022. Really well acted, funny, and it goes in a completely different direction then the previews indicate which it was beneficial considering how predictable that shit was going to be.

3/4 (Very close to a 4)

The Invitation

 

Very reminiscent of Ready or Not, but ironically enough, a lot more blood-drained and defanged.

2/4