Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

A big ol scarecrow of a movie; slightly creepy but overall too flimsy and overstuffed to not fall apart.

2/4

31

The characters face trauma for 12 hours but YOU are the one whose endurance feels tested by the end. 

2/4

Pet Sematary

Competent, but lifeless, as if the script was buried and never resurrected before it hit the screen

2/4

The Prodigy

Only feels like a prodigy in the form of unoriginality, as the whole thing feels Frankensteined together from pieces of much better movies. 

1/4

Suspiria

You can have the beauty and gusto of a dancer but struggle if your structure is too flabby, "It's all a mess" 

2/4

Escape Room

Starts off with promise, but by the end it shoots for Cube and ends up at square

2/4

Come on 2019

I'm still working on my lists for 2018, but in the meantime here are my most anticipated movies of 2019...please don't fuck this up.

05. Joker
04. Us/Midsommar/3 From Hell (3 way tie ahh)
03. It: Chapter 2
02. Toy Story 4
01. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood