Anything for Jackson

 

Slaps the dog shit out of what is imo become a dog shit genre of horror

3/4

Top Dogs: 2020-2029

 2020

3. Possessor

2. Soul

1. Promising Young Woman

2021

3. House of Gucci

2. Malignant

1. Last Night in Soho

2022

3. Spoiler Alert

2. The Menu

1. Glass Onion 

2023

3. May December

2. Poor Things

1. Barbie

2024

3. Woman of the Hour

2. Nosferatu

1. Wicked

Body at Brighton Rock

Once "Point of No Return" ends the movie follows the same direction. Goes for slow burn but turns into forest fire. 1/4

Bordello of Blood

Complete ham and cheese sandwich but at least it's a fun piece of deli meat to consume. 2/4

Leatherface

Sooo fuck me and my fantasy of these Chainsaw remakes/reboots getting any better right? 0/4

Resolution

Resolution...get one 1/4

A Dark Song

I just didn't give two Shits about anything going on here. The scene with the smoking man was 100/10 and if we could have stayed in that direction I could have at least gone with a 2/4. But nope, we sunk the ship further with that ending. 

1/4