Candyman

It's a decent ride but overall pales in comparison to the iconic original and fails to leave a lasting impression. Kind of like that piece of candy at the bottom of your pumpkin that you forgot that you had received. 

2/4

 

Night Teeth

The blood drains tf out by the end but overall it's a decent night with a very easy on the eyes cast. Which is quite the praise for a Netflix horror movie

2/4

 

Martyrs

This movie should spit out a referral for therapy by its' gruesome finale.

3/4

Incident in a Ghostland

Was sort of expecting basic bitch slasher, but it goes in a few different directions that has me shook. Lovely, and a bit sad.

3/4

 

Most anticipated of 2021!!!

 

https://youtu.be/DNQzPmTNdWg

I was going to do my annual most anticipated list but there's not even a shred of a point to do that this year

Promising Young Woman

Best movie of 2020 and this should have been the year of OsCarey Winnigan. I said what I said. 

4/4

 

They Look Like People

A close friend once pondered if a movie could inspire the viewer to have a mental disorder and Goddamn if this one doesn't take that cake. Reminded me of a baby Frailty. Great chemistry between the leads and chilling throughout even if the ending is a little 🤔

3/4

American Psycho 2

I love Mila Kunis. That is the only positive thing I can say about this watered down version of the OG that should have been called American Psyche instead 

1/4

Antebellum

Riddle me this....

1) Why the Fuck does Jena Malone sound like Beverley Leslie in this?

2) Why does this movie feel like a waltz, a twerk and a line dance? So many genres 

3) Did they really think people weren't gonna roast that ending as an even sillier version of The -------?

2/4

 

Red Christmas

Unpleasant but not in an lolz this is awkward way or in a holy Shit this is unbearable way. Just an unfun piece of misery with characters you can't wait for Cletus the fetus to end

1/4

 

Anything for Jackson

 

Slaps the dog shit out of what is imo become a dog shit genre of horror

3/4

Top Dogs: 2020-2029

 2020

3. Possessor

2. Soul

1. Promising Young Woman

2021

3. House of Gucci

2. Malignant

1. Last Night in Soho

2022

3. Spoiler Alert

2. The Menu

1. Glass Onion 

2023

3. May December

2. Poor Things

1. Barbie

2024

3. Smile 2

2. Abigail

1. Woman of the Hour