Cocaine Bear

 

A ludicrous concept with a fairly straightforward approach? Man, that kinda blows.

2/4

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

If you can think of one reason why this movie exists feel free to DM me

2/4

 

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

 

To quote a dear idol Flavor Flav....."You wasn't really seriously was you right?"

1/4

The Menu

 

This was so much fun and easily my favorite horror movie so far of 2022. Really well acted, funny, and it goes in a completely different direction then the previews indicate which it was beneficial considering how predictable that shit was going to be.

3/4 (Very close to a 4)

The Invitation

 

Very reminiscent of Ready or Not, but ironically enough, a lot more blood-drained and defanged.

2/4

13 most anticipated of 2023 (in alphabetical order)

 Barbie

Cocaine Bear

Disappointment Boulevard (EASILY NUMBER 1)

Evil Dead Rise

Infinity Pool

Killers of the Flower Moon

Knock At The Cabin

M3gan

Oppenheimer

Salem's Lot

Scream 6

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Wonka

Men

 

Ugh. I really really really want to rank this higher. The leads are stellar here, Jessie Buckley as our heroine really wears her heart on her sleeve and her face. MVP is clearly Rory Kinnear who plays several different men throughout the movie, all sinister, all foreboding, all dynamic, all different.

But man, that fucking ending. Granted, it's from the director of Annihilation and Ex Machina so you definitely know it's going to be a movie where it's not all that meets the eye. But Damn, can something even hit the lash? Still a bit unsure of what it was trying to say if anything and by the end you feel unsatisfied and a bit tricked by what could have been a classic. Not just a classic letdown.

2/4