Just as scrumdiddlyumptious as Gone Girl but better dressed and more lolzy.
3/4
Sunday, July 12, 2020
Excision
Aka Lizzie McGuire's worst day ever. Really involving from beginning to end and that end is a kick to the every reproductive organ you can find.
3/4
Top Whore-Ers of the 2010's
2010
5. The Crazies
4. Insidious
3. Shutter Island
2. Let Me In
1. Black Swan
Great way to start off the decade! It's an easy choice for Black Swan, but Let Me In was beautiful and the other three were batshit nuts as well.
2011
5. Absentia
4. Final Destination 5
3. Scream 4
2. You're Next
1. The Skin I Live In
Finally I'm not choosing the popular choice! The Skin I Live In was brilliant and just gets more demented the more it unravels.
2012
5. Maniac
4. Excision
3. Sinister
2. Frankenweenie
1. Cabin in the Woods
Me putting an animated movie on just for having elements of horror should show you what I think of this year in a nutshell. It couldn't be anything but Cabin in the Woods though.
2013
5. Curse of Chucky
4. Carrie
3. Green Inferno
2. Oculus
1. The Conjuring
As much as they've played out The Conjuring/Nun/Annabelle/Daughter's Niece's sister of Annabelle franchise, The Conjuring was the perfect jump scare movie, a cinematic roller coaster that doesn't ease up.
2014
5. The Guest
4. Housebound
3. The Babadook
2. Starry Eyes
1. It Follows
Can I please just list my top 3 all as one movie? No. Okay then, It Follows wins by a hair. And HM to Zombeavers, shut up, it was hilarious.
2015
5. The Invitation
4. The Final Girls
3. The Blackoat's Daughter
2. Southbound
1. The Witch
Year of the slow burn right? I'd say everything but The Final Girls falls into that category. Despite the super natural elements, I felt that The Witch perfectly demonstrated the greatest and most prevalent form of evil that there is; fucking people.
2016
5. Split
4. Hush
3. Raw
2. Train to Busan
1. The Neon Demon
I kind of love that two of my top 5 are foreign films, and one barely includes any dialogue at all. Language diversity! You should know by now I love rabbit down the hole in the pursuit of success movies and couldn't ride with anything else but The Neon Demon.
2017
05. Anna and the Apocalypse
04. Shape of Water
03. It
02. Get Out
01. The Killing of A Sacred Deer
This was a terrific year! I'll probably expand this into a top 10 once I see a few more things on my watch list. Update on my #1! TKOASD rattled me to the bone unlike no other.
2018
5. The Crazies
4. Insidious
3. Shutter Island
2. Let Me In
1. Black Swan
Great way to start off the decade! It's an easy choice for Black Swan, but Let Me In was beautiful and the other three were batshit nuts as well.
2011
5. Absentia
4. Final Destination 5
3. Scream 4
2. You're Next
1. The Skin I Live In
Finally I'm not choosing the popular choice! The Skin I Live In was brilliant and just gets more demented the more it unravels.
2012
5. Maniac
4. Excision
3. Sinister
2. Frankenweenie
1. Cabin in the Woods
Me putting an animated movie on just for having elements of horror should show you what I think of this year in a nutshell. It couldn't be anything but Cabin in the Woods though.
2013
5. Curse of Chucky
4. Carrie
3. Green Inferno
2. Oculus
1. The Conjuring
As much as they've played out The Conjuring/Nun/Annabelle/Daughter's Niece's sister of Annabelle franchise, The Conjuring was the perfect jump scare movie, a cinematic roller coaster that doesn't ease up.
2014
5. The Guest
4. Housebound
3. The Babadook
2. Starry Eyes
1. It Follows
Can I please just list my top 3 all as one movie? No. Okay then, It Follows wins by a hair. And HM to Zombeavers, shut up, it was hilarious.
2015
5. The Invitation
4. The Final Girls
3. The Blackoat's Daughter
2. Southbound
1. The Witch
Year of the slow burn right? I'd say everything but The Final Girls falls into that category. Despite the super natural elements, I felt that The Witch perfectly demonstrated the greatest and most prevalent form of evil that there is; fucking people.
2016
5. Split
4. Hush
3. Raw
2. Train to Busan
1. The Neon Demon
I kind of love that two of my top 5 are foreign films, and one barely includes any dialogue at all. Language diversity! You should know by now I love rabbit down the hole in the pursuit of success movies and couldn't ride with anything else but The Neon Demon.
2017
05. Anna and the Apocalypse
04. Shape of Water
03. It
02. Get Out
01. The Killing of A Sacred Deer
This was a terrific year! I'll probably expand this into a top 10 once I see a few more things on my watch list. Update on my #1! TKOASD rattled me to the bone unlike no other.
2018
5. Unsane
4. Incident in a Ghostland
3. Terrified
2. Sharp Objects
1. Hereditary
This was a pretty fair year overall, yes I am cheating by putting a mini-series @ number 2, but fuck it, watch that show and tell me it didn't fill you with more dread than just about anything that came out that year. Hereditary was a complete shit show from beginning to end (in the best way possible), and therefore gets my vote.
2019
5. The Perfection
4. Us
3. Ready or Not
2. The Lighthouse
1. Midsommar
I feel like this was the year for return masterpieces as 3 of these films were directed by directors that made recent previous lists. Tough call between my top 3 as one is one of the most fun of the decade and two are some of the most unforgettable. Midsommar grabbed me harder than any feature this year, and for that I tip my hat.
4. Incident in a Ghostland
3. Terrified
2. Sharp Objects
1. Hereditary
This was a pretty fair year overall, yes I am cheating by putting a mini-series @ number 2, but fuck it, watch that show and tell me it didn't fill you with more dread than just about anything that came out that year. Hereditary was a complete shit show from beginning to end (in the best way possible), and therefore gets my vote.
2019
5. The Perfection
4. Us
3. Ready or Not
2. The Lighthouse
1. Midsommar
I feel like this was the year for return masterpieces as 3 of these films were directed by directors that made recent previous lists. Tough call between my top 3 as one is one of the most fun of the decade and two are some of the most unforgettable. Midsommar grabbed me harder than any feature this year, and for that I tip my hat.
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