The New Mutants

 Not as bad as we were expecting (maybe even anticipating), but the whole thing just feels like a big bowl of ice cream that's been left out for too long and stirred with by the creators too many times. 

2/4

1BR

 Why do white girls named Sara(h) have a fetish for getting themselves into some Shit?? Kind of felt like the lovechild of The Invitation and Channel Zero: Butcher's Block...minus the cannibalism...sadly. 

If you have to guess which side of the fence I'm on by that description clearly this is your first review of mine you are reading. 

3/4

Vivarium

 It's a little bottle rocket that zips down the street for 90 minutes but never rises above that to soar. 

2/4

The Night Clerk

Well, light as a feather is usually a compliment, but this movie needed the weight and meat of the bird that it's lacking. This cast deserved a Turkey. 

2/4

What Keeps You Alive

 "I don't know and I don't care" is one of my favorite replies but least favorite feelings about lead characters. That issue drives this down from a nail biter to a nail tapper. 

2/4

We Summon the Darkness

 Sort of fun, mainly thanks to Daddario, but wins the award for worst timing ever. The phrase is pull the rug out from UNDER the audience, not 50 feet away from them. 

2/4