Saturday, February 27, 2021

They Look Like People

A close friend once pondered if a movie could inspire the viewer to have a mental disorder and Goddamn if this one doesn't take that cake. Reminded me of a baby Frailty. Great chemistry between the leads and chilling throughout even if the ending is a little 🤔


3/4

Friday, February 26, 2021

American Psycho 2

I love Mila Kunis. That is the only positive thing I can say about this watered down version of the OG that should have been called American Psyche instead 


1/4

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Antebellum


Riddle me this....

1) Why the Fuck does Jena Malone sound like Beverley Leslie in this?

2) Why does this movie feel like a waltz, a twerk and a line dance? So many genres 

3) Did they really think people weren't gonna roast that ending as an even sillier version of The -------?


2/4





 

Monday, February 1, 2021

Red Christmas

Unpleasant but not in an lolz this is awkward way or in a holy Shit this is unbearable way. Just an unfun piece of misery with characters you can't wait for Cletus the fetus to end


1/4


 

Anything for Jackson

 


Slaps the dog shit out of what is imo become a dog shit genre of horror

3/4