Saturday, December 23, 2017

The Witch

       This was an absolutely outstanding effort and felt like such a fresh breath of Horror air. I had high hopes from all the advanced screenings and it never let me down. Even though shit splatters and hits the fan in the last 20 minutes, what is most unsettling about this is the family dynamic that occurs as the element of conflict and chaos ensue. When terror strikes, who can you really trust? What will people around you, even those considered close do to save their own asses? The scariest movies in my opinion aren't the ones with vampires, zombies, or mass murderers who just won't die despite being slayed in every entry. It's the human elements that I find to be the most bone chilling, as you find that those around you morph into these creatures that you have never experienced before, but ones that strike to the core when panic and desperation take over. Let The Witch cast a spell on you, as you will find yourself entranced up until the credits roll.

4/4

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Hellbent


A pretty cast can't disguise a screenplay that is hellbent on avoiding suspense.

1/4

Most Likely to Die


You know what is most likely to die? Any interest in this movie after 5 minutes.

0/4

Monday, August 22, 2016

Finding Dory


It was a lovely trip,  but after finding her, I question how necessary her journey was.

3/4

Krampus


Krampus teases towards the naughty and nice list but fails by never committing to either list.


2/4

We Are What We Are



This feels uninvolving and distant, a movie about cannibals shouldn't be this hard to sink your teeth into. 

2/4

Friday, June 10, 2016

Dracula 2000


It goes for the jugular but ends up feeling defanged and lifeless.

1/4