Sunday, June 15, 2014

The Starving Games


The entries in the spoofing franchise have became so fucking lazy I'd be shocked if someone even woke up to direct it. That's the problem. There's no direction, no brains, and far from anything resembling humor in any of this Shit. It's such a shame that that back in 2000, Scary Movie started all these spoofs and that was actually funny! It's impossible to remember considering that movie is now suffocating under the mountain of trash that has been stuffed into a bin since 2001.

The main actress who plays Kantmiss (sadly one of the best jokes, I kid you not) isn't funny. No one's funny or in control of what they're doing. I kept looking above their heads for giant strings or someone's hand going right up their asses. What's worse is that it takes a good feature film length of 90 minutes and drags it so far from Hell that you can see stretch marks by the time it's over.

If movies continue at this level of quality (aka none at all) I vote we have a real Purge and wipe out anyone involved in the creation of these demonic entity movies that couldn't be any more allergic to real comedy.

0/4

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